a bit of the conversation, or, why women plan weddings

ME: honey, how many guests do you want to have at the wedding?
FH: i don't know. not too many. between 100 and 200.
ME: well, depending on how big your guest list is, here's are some possible places in boston.
FH: that's so boring, isn't it? let's have a guerilla wedding. we can invite all our friends to a crazy location and get married before the security guards kick us out.
ME: any preferences on food?
FH: yeah. good food, for sure. and lots of food. but i hate wedding cakes. we should have some banana bread. it's important that our wedding be classy and elegant, but simple and casual at the same time.
ME: music?
FH: do you think we can find a rock cover band, like the kind that used to play on the jersey shore when i was in high school? and we have to have the chicken dance.
ME: what do you want to wear to your wedding?
FH: something nice. either a suit or a tux.
ME: what about decorations, how do you want the place to look?
FH: i guess everyone has flowers at weddings these days. we don't need them, right?